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A young girl stands alone in her room. It just so happens that today is nothing special at all to her. But she may as well have a name. What will the name of this young girl be?

==> enter name.

Armpit hair.
FUCK NO.

==> try again.

Dana. Yes, that could work.

A small boy sits on his bed. Although there's really nothing going on today, he may as well have a name.

===> Enter name.

Shitstick Potatohead
Bitch please.

===> Try again.

Roki Kerson

A young boy stands in his bedroom. Today is Monday, his favorite day of the week. Well okay, let's give him a name. What shall his name be?

==> Enter name.
Cow Manure.
No, that will NEVER work.

==> Try again.
Cody Lorren.
Alright, that's better.

Your name is Dana, and like said before, this day is not special at all. Well, you did get a new game, but it might just be boring. To make some excitement, you decide to pester two friends at the same time.

==> troll your two friends who somehow both ended up being boys.

sarcasticFedora began pestering wordlyTrailblazer

SF: oh the excitement that's happening
SF: can you amuse me now please?

SarcasticFedora began pestering strayCrafter

SF: hey
SF: if you're wondering what i'm doing, i'm saving the world right now, what about you?

You get a message from your computer. Oh hey it's from sarcasticFedora
WT: um what?
WT: like how?

You respond to wordlyTrailblazer

SF: do a backflip, fly through the air, and land at my house
SF: that might be a good start

WT: no
WT: im not the backflip type
WT: dude seriously just tell me what you want

Roki noticed one of his friends was pestering him.

SC: hi!
SC: how is that going for you o: ?
SC: im just lazing around

To WT

SF: i don't even know
SF: you know, i actually had hope that you were more fun than SC
SF: oh, by the way, that was sarcasm ;|

To SC

SF: ok finally you're answering
SF: i mean hi

SC: oh it was that long
SC: im sorry :c
SC: but anyways hi!

WT: so i AM better than sc
WT: ACCOMPLISHMENT

To SC

SF: naw that wasn't long
SF: i'm just impatient
SF: ...very impatient =|

To WT.

SF: no, i mean sarcastic about hoping
SF: you know what, never mind

WT: shit
WT: fine ill do better
WT: so what is it that you seriously wanted to talk about?
WT: i have some important shit to get to
WT: just spit it out

SC: oh okay
SC: still im sorry for keeping you waiting
SC: are you really saving the world :I ?
SC: cause if you were, wouldnt you be too busy to go on pesterchum :?

To WT

SF: but i don't have anything to spit out?
SF: except my own saliva, but i'm really not in the mood for that

To SC

SF: what, no!
SF: remember the friendly word "sarcasm"?

SC: well it doesnt hurt to ask
SC: what if you werent being sarcastic and nobody took you seriously?
SC: that wouldnt be good ):

WT: ew
WT: no dont do that
WT: i repeat
WT: DONT DO THAT

To Roki

SF: good point
SF: it might get annoying, but that's a good point
SF: roki, you are officially my best friend
SF: which, now that i think of it, you probably shouldn't be best friends with me

To Cody.

SF: i thought i said i wasn't gonna

WT: good
WT: whaaaat do youuuuu waaaant?
She is being very vague. You pester Roki.

wordlyTrailblazer began pestering strayCrafter
WT: yo
WT: dana talking to you too?
WT: she wont tell me what she wants from me
WT: what are you talking about?

to Dana

SC: aww thanks Dana!
SC: ... i dont know if i should take that as a compliment or not, though :S

to Cody

SC: we're just chatting c:

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A young lady stands in her room. Unfortunately, today isn't anything special like her birthday, but we can still give her a name.

===> Enter name.

Doglicker Pissface
Oh FUCK no.

===> Try again.

Avis Merimi
You guess that works.

To Cody.

SF: i already said! i pestered you for amusement >=|

To Roki.

SF: to people at my school, that's not a complement
SF: do whatever you want with my friendship statement or whatever the hell

A young man stands alone in his bed room, and he seems to be...meditating? What the fuck even is his name?

==> enter name

The weird boy that nobody goes around because he's lesbian.
What does that even mean?

==> try again.

Ross. Much better.

WT: bout what?
WT: does she have a purpose for contacting you?
WT: because she is messing with me i bet
--
WT: amusement?
WT: okay
WT: i hope i am amusing you
WT: i guess
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A young lady stands in her room. Today is the day that she will be named. So let's do it.

==> Enter name.
Stinky Fingers
THAT WAS SUCH AN INSULT.

==> Try again.
Lexi Wachbit.
Okay thank the heavens it worked this time.

To Dana

SC: :S
SC: i guess ill take it as a good thing

To Cody

SC: i dunno
SC: just to talk
SC: i think :B

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Avis looks around her room. It's quite bland. After all, who would stuff their room with adventure posters when they could be outside exploring themselves?